Birds and the Bees

Rowan came home from preschool today & completely out of the blue says, "Mommy? Boys have big long things that hang from their butts."

Outwardly, I was self controlled & just nodded my head. Inwardly I was cracking the hell up!

My response was, "Uh... are you talking about penis's? Boys have a penis & girls have a vagina. Remember? We've talked about this."

Rowan: "Oh yeah. Mine is flat. Nothing hangs."
(I'm still trying to maintain composure & not laugh out loud at her description).

I can't wait for what she tells me or asks me in the future! Lord, help me!